What is with water from above?

I would like someone to tell me why the water can't stay in my dish and feels it necessary to fall on me. I want to roll in the dirt and once the water falls, I can't until the heat lamp comes back and gets rid of the water-dirt. Mom calls it mud and doesn't appear to like it any more than I do.

Glaring isn't helping. It's not a good week.

Later!

Monster