Outside

Mom's been in the big world a lot lately. It's bright out and very warm. I'm a great help, here I am supervising her watering plants:

And here is where we spent a lot of time together, the only problem being she did not sit down and let me snuggle:

Off to "sit in the sun" as mom calls it and make sure my sister is safe.

Till later!

Monster 

Working

I am now the official moth killer for the family. I sit on the front steps and get them.

Any further questions?

Till next time,

Monster

How Dare She?!?!?!?!?!

Mom left me! She left me alone with the biggest slave and the smallest slave. She took the two slaves that will let me sleep with them. 

I totally disapprove of this! She should not be leaving me. No one else sits on the couch right, makes sure I get my under the covers time and keeps my food dish full. 

I nearly perished.

Next time she packs a bag, I must sneak into it and go along...

Time to plot and plan.

Till next time!
Monster

Privacy

Mom tries for this privacy thing. It's over-rated. She should not close doors in my face, I want to be able to go in and out as I please...and I please to do that many times in a row.

When she does this horrible thing to me, I have to show my displeasure.

I've been a busy cat this week, it's warmer out, so I don't want to snuggle as much, but I sure do appreciate all the openings of my viewing places (mom calls them windows) so I can sniff outside. I even went out the other day to "outside" and took my sister with me. She seems to like it out there, but the slaves don't let her out much.

They let that smelly dog in today again. It wouldn't play with me. Stupid dog. My sister wasn't impressed with it either, she even tried to hiss at it. I mean, look at that tail, it's twice as big as she is.

Well, it's time to lull the slaves into thinking I'm going to behave before cruising the counter and deciding what food to ruin for them today. It's been the bread lately.

Later!

Monster

Gettin' educated

So I was recently told by Mr. Sherlock that I needed to grow up and get a job.

Being a reasonably smart cat, I decided that an education would be a better move. I decided to find some learning.

So, deciding that my slaves are good at this going to school thing (I watch them leave every morning), I decided to try and hitch a ride.

This did not work out well for me. Back to the drawing board.

Till next time,

Monster

Real men wear pink

Or at least that is what I have heard my biggest slave say a time or two when he wears a pink shirt. 

To try this concept out, I took Mom's robe and tried it on for size. 

She's a bit larger than I am, but it made a great place to be under the covers and try for a sneak attack when she stepped out of the shower.

She and the slaves had the gall to leave me alone this weekend. At least my house stayed warm and I kept Bitsey out of trouble. We shared a plate of treats and snuggled on the couch all weekend.

Now that they're home, time to cause mayhem and mischief. Till next time...

Monster

Monster under the oven?

So I like to keep my toys safe and away from my sister.

Mom found 4 nerf darts, 2 random toys and 6 catnip mice under the stove, I mean in my toy box.

The problem is once I put them away, I can't get to them, but then neither can my sister.

I'm helping retrieve them, see, I'm a great helper!

Till next time, 

Monster